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Golf [Dec. 21st, 2005|11:35 pm]
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[music |Wood - Clam]

I am gay.
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(no subject) [Nov. 1st, 2005|04:09 pm]
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This Just In: Jon Difabio LOVES college.
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college-shit [Aug. 26th, 2005|10:57 pm]
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[music |A-ha - Take On Me]

peace out




and suck a cock
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Krin owns all of your faces [Jun. 30th, 2005|03:12 pm]
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[music |Busta Rhymes - Woo ha]

The Last KrinCollapse )
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Krin has risen! [Jun. 30th, 2005|02:26 pm]
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[music |Black Eyed Peas - My Humps]

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!Collapse )
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el beisbol [May. 16th, 2005|09:20 pm]
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[mood |amusedamped]
[music |we want a pitcher, not a belly itcher]

Baseball owns. dont take cod's name in vain. eddie gaven was the man of the match. BBQs are tasty. today brian played cheema in badminton and he won. paul is better than everyone at everything baseball. except fielding which is dillon's specialty. and pitching which is kyle's forte. and batting which is bill's strength. and getting hit with baseballs for which both cook and goski are co-champs.
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Gay Shit Cock Gum [Apr. 14th, 2005|08:52 pm]
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[mood |dirtydirty]
[music |Blowjob Betty - Too Short]

Volcanic eruptions will kill people, this Saturday at 8, only on the Discovery Channel. Damn right the Russians were uneasy talking about nuclear materials, what the fuck do you expect from them? Nuclear weapons end peoples lives, on a very large scale, and thats the bottom line, peroid. What it boils down to is this: don't talk to people with a screen name involving "skater" if they decide to instant message you, because chances are, you'll regret it. All sources point to the fact that Brian likes to play Half Life: Counter Strike. If you wish to become an aeronautical engineer, attend Embry-Riddle. Beef and barley-shit.

************: ok

The Jersey Shore can suck all of our cocks simultaneously, and then quench it's thirst with gallons upon gallons of our sweet steaming semen.

Explosions are very impressive. "The bigger, the better," says a foreigner.
Chevy Chase is a person AND a town in Maryland - don't you forget it.

Rachel Werder?

Boy, we sure did stick it to the Japs back in the 40's, and thats for god damn sure.

Personally, I've had just about my fill of nuclear weapons for one night, perhaps even for the next week or two. Some people, however, can't get enough of nuclear weapons, namely Dillon, who still thinks the Cold War is going strong.

Andre Agassi uses Genworth, and so should you!

"Beep beep, toot toot," goes a passing car horn.

Da Bassment Proudly Presents: The Cast of "Taxi Driver" (1976).

Robert De Niro .... Travis Bickle (as Robert DeNiro)
Cybill Shepherd .... Betsy
Peter Boyle .... Wizard
Jodie Foster .... Iris Steensma
Harvey Keitel .... 'Sport' Matthew
Leonard Harris .... Sen. Charles Palantine
Albert Brooks .... Tom
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Diahnne Abbott .... Concession girl
Frank Adu .... Angry black man
Gino Ardito .... Policeman at rally
Victor Argo .... Melio (as Vic Argo)
Garth Avery .... Iris' friend
Harry Cohn .... Cabbie in Bellmore
Copper Cunningham .... Hooker in cab
Brenda Dickson-Weinberg .... Soap opera woman (as Brenda Dickson)
Harry Fischler .... Dispatcher
Nat Grant .... Stickup man
Richard Higgs .... Tall Secret Service man
Beau Kayser .... Soap opera man
Victor Magnotta .... Secret Service photographer (as Vic Magnotta)
Bob Maroff .... Mafioso
Norman Matlock .... Charlie T
Bill Minkin .... Tom's assistant
Murray Moston .... Iris' timekeeper
Harry Northup .... Doughboy
Gene Palma .... Street drummer
Carey Poe .... Campaign worker
Steven Prince .... Andy (gun salesman)
Peter Savage .... The john
Martin Scorsese .... Homicidal passenger in Travis' cab
Nicholas Shields .... Palantine's aide
Ralph S. Singleton .... TV interviewer (as Ralph Singleton)
Joe Spinell .... Personnel officer
Maria Turner .... Angry hooker
Robin Utt .... Campaign worker

+ Copper conducts electricity, whether you choose to believe it or not, it is going to continue conducting electricity just as well as it always has.

The 69 position, often known by its French name soixante-neuf, is a commonly known sexual position. It allows simultaneous mutual oral sex.

- "The Sixty-Nine Position" - Compliments of www.wikipedia.org, all rights reserved.

In this position, the two individuals generally lie down, one on top of the other or side to side. However, instead of lying face to face, each places their head next to the other's genitalia, enabling the genitalia of both partners to be orally stimulated at the same time. Alternatively, a similar position can be taken by one upright and one inverted individual. Thus, they are upside-down relative to one another, like the numerals '6' and '9' in '69', hence the name.

It is known as 'Congress of the Crow' in the Kama Sutra.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69_sex_position 69 in Action!

To get a computer for college, or not to get a computer for college, that isn't really that important of a question, but I've been thinking about it a little bit lately.

The Bottom Line Is: Windows XP owns Windows 98, Windows 98 SE, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows NT, and any other operating system that has ever been created. Fuck you, Brian.

Bi, Glenn.
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St. Pat's Day [Mar. 17th, 2005|08:10 pm]
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[music |Nick's New System (JayZ - H to the Izzo)]

Sean's outfit: sweat pants, thermal shirt, combat boots
Glenn likes youth and government
Milea likes the mall
Paul doesn't have to tutor anymore
Dillon is sickly
dB don't like sandy loam, normal loam, on the other hand, is awesome.
Sacred Heart is going all the way
MXC is humerous

Glenn has a small unitCollapse )
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shit on a dollar bill [Mar. 16th, 2005|09:23 pm]
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[music |scumfuck outlaw - GG Allin]

a needle in a haystackCollapse )
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Danny [Mar. 14th, 2005|08:54 pm]
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[mood |Danny]
[music |Danny]

DannyCollapse )
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