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WOW [Mar. 13th, 2005|09:41 pm]
daBassment
[mood |flirtyflirty]
[music |Otis Day and the Knights, of course]

One of the best nights in dB in a looooong time. Milea and Ying might have been the only ones present, but the extreme dance party that ensued made up for the poor attendance. The capstone of the dancing music was performed by otis day and the kights. In one of his best performances ever, Kyle and Ying cut the rug like nobody's business. "Shout" is clearly one of the best songs ever composed. Milea enjoyed doing his Groom and Board. More nights of dB should be like this one. It is good to see dB cultured for once and that it is not on its decline. Gladiator was on the tele, but benjamin was too stubborn to watch it here.
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IA License [Mar. 10th, 2005|08:46 pm]
daBassment
[mood |Gay]
[music |Interpol - Stella Was A Diver And She Was Always Down]

Funky butt-loving!!!!!

It was all conspiracyCollapse )
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Rookie of the Year [Mar. 8th, 2005|09:29 pm]
daBassment
[mood |historic]
[music |methods of mayhem - get naked]

Glenn yelling at TeddyCollapse )
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Paul doesn't know when people hang out. [Mar. 6th, 2005|03:56 pm]
daBassment
[mood |ditzyfuck]
[music |Bah-wit-da-bah Kid Rock]

Former New York Yankee Cecil Fielder playing baseball with dBCollapse )

Hawkings sure enjoys his FlavorIceCollapse )

Verne looks taller in real lifeCollapse )
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(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2005|11:38 pm]
daBassment
[mood |British]
[music |Madonna - Die Another Day]

Stephy's FianceeCollapse )
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Fuck all of you [Mar. 3rd, 2005|07:38 pm]
daBassment
[mood |goodgood]
[music |Goski's Freestyle]

1. Leave a comment with your name in it and I tell you my honest opinion of you, positive or negative.
2. I will then tell what song(s) remind me of you.
3. I'll tell you who you remind me of (celebrity or otherwise).
4. I'll try to find a single word that best describes you.






I dare you, cocksuckers....
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why does 50 Cent kick so much ass? [Feb. 27th, 2005|08:36 pm]
daBassment
[music |Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe]

50 Cent - Candy Shop Lyrics

[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up, or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay, lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I break it down for you now, baby its simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, just whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have you friends teaching you 'bout how sprung I got ya
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem get on top
Then get your bounce around, like a little rider
I'm season's fit when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in a rodeo
You aint never heard a sound like this before
Cause I aint never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door, she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch you in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
like something, i like something, she like it from behind (unsure about this line)
So seductive you should see the way she whine
Her hips so slow mo' on the floor when we grind
Long as she aint stopping, homie I aint stopping
Triple wet with sweat, man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, its on
And we gon' sip the heavy bubble, now every bottle is gone

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

cheema gave marken track head.
dillon likes fingering assholes.
milea likes getting his asshole fingered.
glenn is here right now.
which means he's not kissing jill goodnight right now.
karen marsden might not get certain e-mails tonight.
gt4 sucks.
AP Sheet: E, D, E, D, C, D, C. Suck it.
( o ) ( o )
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ok? [Feb. 22nd, 2005|07:50 pm]
daBassment
[music |Drowning Pool - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor]

GT4 is fun

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lawnfly.html

paulCollapse )
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(no subject) [Jan. 31st, 2005|04:05 pm]
daBassment
[mood |impersonating others]
[music |Burn ~ Usher]

dB was visited this afternoon by many - including Alisse, Jill, and Karen - they're novices and the door had to be answered for them. We're all racists, and Danny Tanner is overrated. However, this picture is underrated.
Sandals make bitches stop their carsCollapse )
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Salvation Army [Jan. 27th, 2005|08:06 pm]
daBassment
[mood |Lutraphobic]
[music |Wayne Gretzky's Hockey Theme Music]

Cheeze Nips truely are God's gift to daBassment. Also, dB thanks Dillon and Balla for their contributions to dB fund. Paul is Alisse's ass cucumber. TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT! Dillon and Kyle owned Paul - Jaromir Jagr made the difference - it was a cathartic experience. God bless Wayne Gretzky for creating Wayne Gretzky's 3d Hockey '98. Carmen Elektra is currently underneath the covers of Kyle's bed. Balla camps in Mario Kart 64, who does that? Kyle Lunch blames God for his lack of Karting skills. I bet Wayne Gretzky is probably the most popular person in Canada. Have you ever met a Canadian who doesn't love him? I know I haven't. Balla's feet are the size of two Ford Econoline Utility Vans. Bowser's A button is broken. The odds of The Lotus Kids are infinity to zero to win the battle tomorrow. Thems good odds.

This is a lost picture of our mischevious bisexual friend, danny.Collapse )
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